souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me


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so I will give you 10£. but you have to promise not to spend it on the hamster. (x)

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

http://dylanodorky.tumblr.com/post/83384641084/bellakitse-prompt-raining-for-days-close

bellakitse:

Prompt: Raining for days, close quarters, tension.

The ground is soft and boggy from the rain that has been coming down on them for the last three days and has started to finally lighten up to a soft mist in the air, her boots sink into the wet dirt with every step she takes…

make me choose: isaaaclahey asked: finn/clarke or bellamy/clarke

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

image

kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

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